"She's the spitting image of Mila Kunis...in her mind" - her mother
"She gets the hiccups at the most inconvenient times. It's built her character. And my patience" - her fiance
"Her memory rivals a goldfish at best, but her ability to quote Wedding Crashers and Finding Nemo? Unparalleled." - an office podmate
"Whatever you do, don't ask her to draw. Her go-to is a cat. It looks like a flaming hot Cheeto. She'll probably draw it anyway." - a distant relative, probably
"Sarah is tenacious. Until she sees a puppy or kitten video, then she's just useless." - her laptop